Romeo and Juliet told in the style of two men yelling at each other from across the street

“THERE WAS THIS GUY!”

“WHAT GUY?”

“JUST THIS GUY.”

“YEAH?”

“AND HE HAD the hots for THIS CHICK!”

“WHAT?”

“THIS GUY LIKED THIS CHICK!”

“YEAH?”

“BUT HER PARENTS HATED HIS PARENTS.”

“YEAH?”

“YEAH! SO THERE WAS ALL THIS FIGHTING. AND THE GUY HAD TO RUN OFF.”

“REALLY!”

“YEAH. THE PARENTS AND ALL WERE REALLY ANGRY. SO THE GUY RAN OFF, AND THE GIRL FAKED HER DEATH!”

“FAKED WHAT?”

“HER DEATH.”

“WHY?”

“SO HE’D COME BACK!”

“DID HE?”

“YEAH! HE THOUGHT SHE WAS REALLY DEAD. HE KILLED HIMSELF.”

“KILLED HIMSELF?”

“YEAH!”

“Bugger. SO WHAT SHE DO?”

“SHE KILLED HERSELF.”

“FOR REAL THIS TIME?”

“FOR REAL.”

“OH SHIT! WHAT HAPPENED?”

“ALL THE PARENTS AND ALL WERE REAL SAD.”

“SUPPOSE.”

“HUH?”

“SUPPOSE THEY WOULD.”

“YEAH. I THINK THEY MADE FRIENDS AFTER.”

“Oh. COOL STORY MATE. SEE YA AROUND!”

“SEE YA MATE!”

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